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Author's note: the following plot is fictional.
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Any resemblance to a person,
whether living or deceased is purely random.
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Especially with you, Jenny Beckman.
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Crap.
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(500) DAYS OF SUMMER,
or (500) DAYS OF SUMMER
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This is a story about a boy and a girl meeting.
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A boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey
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grew up believing
that he will never be truly happy
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until the day he meets the right one.
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This belief arose from earlier obedience
sad, british, pop music
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and a misunderstanding of the movie "The Graduate".
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The girl, Summer Finn,
from Shinnecock, Michigan
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she did not share this belief.
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Since the breakup of their parents' marriage
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she only liked two things.
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The first was her long, dark hair
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and the second, how easy it was to cut them
and feel nothing.
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Tom met Summer on January 8th.
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He knew almost immediately
that she was the one he was looking for.
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This is a story about a boy and a girl meeting
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but you should know in advance
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that this is not a love story.
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We didn't know who else to call.
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Same with Amanda Heller.
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You did well.
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where is he
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Thomas.
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Rachel.
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what are you doing here
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- I'm here to help you.
- How?
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First of all, put that plate down.
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drink it
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- What is it?
- Vodka.
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Does mom know you're here?
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It's about ten o'clock.
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Don't worry about it.
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Start from the beginning and tell us
what happened
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Everything went smoothly.
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And then what?
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I think we should stop seeing each other.
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- Out of nowhere?
- Out of the blue.
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Did she say why?
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This all we do...
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- ...is this normal?
- I don't care, I'm happy.
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You don't?
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- Are you happy?
- Don't you?
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- We're just arguing.
- That's bullshit.
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- Maybe she was just in a bad mood.
- Yeah, something with hormones.
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- Postmenstrual syndrome.
- What do you know about it?
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- More than you, Tom.
- What happened then?
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Don't say you're out of it.
We've been like Sid and Nancy for months.
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Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy
seven times with a kitchen knife.
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We had some disagreements,
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but I'm hard Sid Vicious.
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No, I'm Sid.
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So I'm Nancy?
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We'd better eat.
We will talk about this later.
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That's a treat.
I'm really glad we went here.
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I love those pancakes.
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What?
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Tom, don't leave.
You are my absolute best friend!
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oh god
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- You've broken up with girls before.
- Yeah.
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- And the girls broke up with you before.
- This is different.
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- Why?
- Because it's about Summer.
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You will meet someone new.
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The thing is, you're the best guy I know.
It will get over the pain.
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I guess it's as they say...
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...there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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No.
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- Isn't it called that?
- It's a lie.
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I don't want it to hurt.
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I want to return it.
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Maybe playing it safe
is a bad approach.
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The classic concept of family is dead
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and we need a new holiday
which takes this into account.
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May 21st.
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"Other Mother's Day".
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Thank you.
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I think there is potential there.
What do you think, Hansen?
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You could come up with that
any model templates?
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Mr. Vanc, you have a call on line 3.
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Thank you.
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Attention everyone, this is Summer,
I have a new assistant.
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Summer just moved here from…
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- Michigan.
- Yeah sure, from Michigan.
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- Summer, this is everyone.
- Everyone, this is Summer.
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Excuse me, I have to take it.
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It was nice to meet you all.
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There are only two kinds of people in the world.
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Women and men.
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Summer Finn was a woman.
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Height: average.
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Weight: average.
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Shoe size: slightly above average.
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From all other points of view
Summer Finn was just another girl.
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Except she wasn't.
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In support of the said,
in 1998...
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...Summer put a quote from the song in her yearbook
by Scottish group Bella and Sebastian.
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"Spend my life with chaos and trouble".
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Michigan boosts their album sales
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"The Boy with the Arab Strap"
industry analysts still can't explain it.
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Summer's job at an ice cream shop
in the last year
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it went hand in hand
with an inexplicable increase in profit of 212%.
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Every apartment that Summer rented,
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was offered averagely
by 9.2% below the market price
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and during her commute to work
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there was an average of 18.4%
second views per day.
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Summer was causing a very unusual state.
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Unusual, but one that everyone has experienced
a grown man at least once in his life.
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At Tom, who came to him now,
in a city of 400,000 offices,
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91 thousand commercial buildings
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and 3.8 million people,
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it can be explained with just one expression.
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Fate.
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dude i heard
that she is a nice cow.
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Fact?
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Patel tried to talk to her at the photocopier
and she completely ignored him.
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Maybe she was in a hurry.
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And maybe she's promoted
and better than the rest, damn it.
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Hell.
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- I know, he's quite the cat.
- That's naked.
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Why do pretty girls treat people
how the fuck and they still get away with it?
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Centuries of holding on.
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You know what? Fuck her.
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When she wants to be like this
so be it.
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The Smiths?
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Good morning.
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- I adore the Smiths.
- Excuse me?
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I said I adore the Smiths.
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- You have good taste in music.
- Do you like the Smiths?
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I adore them.
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Well drink you.
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Happy engagement, Millie.
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Tumas, one piece.
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- Drinking?
- Thanks.
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- Please.
- Thanks.
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- Summer, hello.
- Hello.
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- Smiths fan.
- Yeah.
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Tom.
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Do you want...
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- ...it's not champagne. I don't know what it is.
- Sure.
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- So how's it going?
- Pretty good.
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You just moved in, right?
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- When?
- On Saturday.
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Ms.
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And what brings you here?
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Mostly boring.
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I wanted to try
something new and have an adventure.
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So you are right here.
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- Have you been working here long?
- So three, four years.
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Well then.
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Have you always wanted to write greeting cards?
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No, I don't want to do it now either.
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- Then you should do something else.
- Yeah.
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I studied to be an architect.
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Yeah, that's good.
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What got you into it?
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It didn't work out.
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I needed a job...
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- ...and that's how I ended up here.
- Are you good at it?
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I wrote this.
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"Today you became a man".
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"Mazel Tov for your Bar Mitzvah."
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- It's going to hell.
- I meant the architecture.
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Yeah.
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I doubt it.
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Well, you're good at writing greeting cards.
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Thanks.
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That was my nickname in high school.
They called me "Proper Hansen".
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They called me Análka.
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I was organized and meticulous.
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Well, I should go back...
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Well, for now.
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I don't know, maybe it's official.
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I fell in love with Summer.
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I love her smile, her hair,
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i love her knees i love the mark
in the shape of a heart on his neck.
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I love how she licks her lips sometimes
before he starts talking.
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I love hearing her laugh.
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I love how she looks
when he sleeps.
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I love how this song reminds me
every time i think of her
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I love how it makes me feel.
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As if...
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...everything was possible...
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...that life is worth living.
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This is not good.
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And she likes Greene and Hopper.
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And we talked about children for about 20 minutes
cradles. We're a great match.
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She is not at all what I thought.
She is amazing.
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- Oh yeah.
- What?
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That with some nice girls
likes the same weirdness as you
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doesn't mean it's true love, Tom.
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What do you mean?
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It's over.
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- What?
- Me and Summer.
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- Was there even a beginning?
- No.
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But he could, be in the world,
where good things happen to me
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- Yeah, but we don't live there.
- No.
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You will survive.
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So what happened?
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- Ready?
- Yeah.
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So here we stand
and we still have nine floors to go.
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Hi Summer.
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Hi.
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how was the weekend
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He was good.
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Would you believe it?
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- Sorry, but why?
- I think I missed something.
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She said he was good and emphasized the "good".
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She basically said she messed up the weekend
with someone she met in the gym.
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- Stupid.
- It doesn't matter. I'm packing it.
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- What the hell is wrong with you?
- He's not interested in me.
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- I can't do anything about it.
- Just because she said he was good.
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And a few other things.
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Didn't she say "hey" instead of "hello"?
Because that would mean she's a lesbian.
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I gave her plenty of opportunities.
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I'm going to the warehouse.
Do you need anything?
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i think you know
what i need
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Toner.
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Sure, cool.
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It's okay, it's okay.
This crap isn't worth it to me.
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I'm fine.
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It doesn't tear my veins.
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People don't realize it, but loneliness is…
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...underappreciated.
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You can just ask her out.
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Don't be a dick.
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This Friday
"Karaoke in full swing at the Mill".
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- No.
- Come on!
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- They won't let you in after the last visit.
- I wasn't that bad.
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Dude, he hit the stage
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you started a fight with the bartender
and you threatened to set fire to them there.
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- But he didn't set it on fire.
- We won't smell there anymore.
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It's not like that. It's work.
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- The whole office goes.
- I couldn't even if I wanted to.
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- You're not listening to me!
- What?
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The whole office goes.
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- Hello.
- Hello!
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They said you wouldn't come.
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You asked if...
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Damn, that song writes!
How are you, Hansen?
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- Summer, come up.
- They call me.
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Yeah.
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i am new
so no jokes.
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- Yeah, Summer!
- Thanks, boss.
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Thanks.
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Cheers.
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- Hello.
- Bye.
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I didn't know you were going to sit down.
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Otherwise I would bring you something.
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- I'm fine.
- So good.
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- You were very good at singing.
- Thank you.
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I wanted to sing "Born to run"
but they didn't have it.
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- I really like Born to Run.
- Me too.
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- Tom is from New Jersey.
- Really?
257
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:10,150
Yeah, I grew up there.
I lived there until twelve.
258
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,763
After Springsteen
I named my cat.
259
00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:14,250
What was her name?
260
00:19:15,062 --> 00:19:16,190
Bruce.
261
00:19:16,882 --> 00:19:18,335
That makes sense.
262
00:19:20,925 --> 00:19:23,327
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- No.
263
00:19:23,447 --> 00:19:24,609
Why not?
264
00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:26,797
- Because I don't want one.
- Come on.
265
00:19:26,806 --> 00:19:28,045
I don't believe that.
266
00:19:28,054 --> 00:19:31,148
You don't believe a woman can enjoy herself
freedom and independence?
267
00:19:31,352 --> 00:19:34,386
- Are you a lesbian?
- No, I'm not.
268
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,830
I just don't feel like being someone's girlfriend.
269
00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:40,843
Actually, I don't feel like being anybody's nothing.
270
00:19:41,084 --> 00:19:43,486
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Really?
271
00:19:43,742 --> 00:19:44,700
No.
272
00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:47,905
Well, I'll explain it to you.
273
00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,469
Explain.
274
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,965
I like being alone.
275
00:19:52,173 --> 00:19:55,387
Relationships are complicated
and hurt people's feelings.
276
00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:56,626
Who would care?
277
00:19:56,644 --> 00:20:00,002
We are young, we live in one
of the most beautiful cities in the world.
278
00:20:00,028 --> 00:20:01,985
Let's enjoy it while we can
279
00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:04,414
and let's save the serious stuff for later.
280
00:20:04,688 --> 00:20:07,252
Dude, you're a guy.
281
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,115
- He's like a guy.
- Wait.
282
00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:11,756
What happens when you fall in love?
283
00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:16,473
- What?
- You don't believe that...
284
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:18,661
It's love, not Santa Claus.
285
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,892
What does that word even mean?
286
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,900
I went through different relationships
and I haven't come across it yet.
287
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:26,818
- Well, maybe that's why...
- And most marriages end in divorce.
288
00:20:27,305 --> 00:20:28,458
Like my parents.
289
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:32,681
- Well, mine too, but...
- I think the lady is talking too much here.
290
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,715
Miss doesn't chatter.
291
00:20:35,691 --> 00:20:38,310
There is no such thing as love.
It's a mirage.
292
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,495
I think you're wrong.
293
00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:44,571
Well ok...
294
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,682
...so what am I missing?
295
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,518
When you feel it, you know it.
296
00:20:56,219 --> 00:20:59,600
I don't think it's worth haggling.
297
00:21:01,154 --> 00:21:02,407
Yeah.
298
00:21:03,248 --> 00:21:06,086
So yeah, who's singing now?
299
00:21:06,419 --> 00:21:08,658
I nominate young Romeo here.
300
00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:10,854
- I'm not drunk enough to...
- Bartender!
301
00:21:52,992 --> 00:21:54,299
You are good!
302
00:21:58,957 --> 00:22:00,593
Is it...?
303
00:22:03,765 --> 00:22:05,474
- No?
- No, it's more like...
304
00:22:05,509 --> 00:22:07,218
- How is it?
- I don't know...
305
00:22:07,227 --> 00:22:09,953
- It was something, but not this.
- I know.
306
00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:12,470
- I watched it every week.
- Yes!
307
00:22:12,590 --> 00:22:15,205
- The greatest serial gem, Knight Rider.
- Exactly.
308
00:22:15,222 --> 00:22:17,897
- And the opening theme song is really good.
- Actually good.
309
00:22:18,423 --> 00:22:20,891
- Now I can't get it out of my head for a week.
- Me too.
310
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,380
- You are great.
- I know, dude.
311
00:22:37,378 --> 00:22:38,959
You're great too.
312
00:22:38,968 --> 00:22:43,135
It was really an ass.
She was really an ass with you.
313
00:22:43,152 --> 00:22:44,686
- Wait, wait.
- What is it?
314
00:22:44,694 --> 00:22:46,840
Not you. You.
315
00:22:48,254 --> 00:22:50,608
- He likes you.
- Bye, McKenzie.
316
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:53,032
- He likes you. Why don't you tell her, Tom?
- Sit down!
317
00:22:53,463 --> 00:22:56,377
I'm sorry you had to witness that.
318
00:22:56,895 --> 00:22:58,707
It happens every time we come here.
319
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:02,356
- The singing always gets him.
- Is it true?
320
00:23:02,379 --> 00:23:06,435
- Yeah, he starts drinking, singing, and then he's fucked.
- No...
321
00:23:06,555 --> 00:23:07,999
...not McKenzie.
322
00:23:09,007 --> 00:23:11,298
- The other thing.
- Which one?
323
00:23:13,695 --> 00:23:15,746
do you like me
324
00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:20,516
Yeah.
325
00:23:21,114 --> 00:23:22,695
Of course I like you.
326
00:23:23,943 --> 00:23:26,515
As a friend?
327
00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:28,917
Yes, as a friend.
328
00:23:30,156 --> 00:23:31,626
Just as a friend?
329
00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:33,375
Yeah.
330
00:23:33,392 --> 00:23:36,477
I mean, I never thought about it.
331
00:23:36,888 --> 00:23:37,913
Yes.
332
00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:39,691
Why?
333
00:23:39,811 --> 00:23:41,867
Just like that...
334
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:46,593
I think you are interesting
and I would like us to be friends.
335
00:23:48,063 --> 00:23:49,339
is it ok
336
00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:53,164
Yeah.
337
00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:56,681
We should be friends.
338
00:23:57,690 --> 00:23:59,442
All right.
339
00:24:08,369 --> 00:24:09,532
Well...
340
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,463
...I live in that direction.
341
00:24:13,768 --> 00:24:16,511
- So yeah. Good.
- Good night.
342
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:37,030
- Hello.
- Bye.
343
00:25:04,786 --> 00:25:07,519
That party was really good.
344
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:48,930
You bastard.
345
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:52,041
- The same one you've been obsessed with for weeks?
- I'm not possessed.
346
00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:55,284
The same one you said was out of your league
and that you have no chance in a million years with her.
347
00:25:55,293 --> 00:25:56,873
- Paul, seriously...
- Did you ride her?
348
00:25:56,874 --> 00:25:58,173
- No.
- Handmaiden by the mouth?
349
00:25:58,202 --> 00:26:00,216
- No. - Hand washer?
- No.
350
00:26:00,237 --> 00:26:02,630
No maid.
I still have nothing to inject.
351
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,681
We kissed.
352
00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:08,123
Knock it off for me, come on.
I'm your best friend.
353
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:11,138
A friend who tolerated
how you whined about her for 4 weeks straight…
354
00:26:11,155 --> 00:26:14,455
- You basically followed her.
- Paul!
355
00:26:18,404 --> 00:26:20,704
- Hello.
- Hello.
356
00:26:20,824 --> 00:26:23,097
- I'm Summer.
- Summer.
357
00:26:23,396 --> 00:26:25,439
- I'm Paul.
- Hi, Paul.
358
00:26:25,756 --> 00:26:27,226
Nice to meet you.
359
00:26:30,628 --> 00:26:32,756
Oh well, I have to.
360
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:35,192
- I have to do something...
- Sure, man.
361
00:26:36,033 --> 00:26:38,781
Act like I was never here.
Oh and Tom!
362
00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:41,910
- If a female worker appeared...
- Thanks Paul, for now.
363
00:26:45,461 --> 00:26:47,042
It is...
364
00:26:47,546 --> 00:26:49,384
...an old friend.
365
00:26:50,486 --> 00:26:52,504
If you heard something...
366
00:26:52,824 --> 00:26:55,071
- Did she hear what?
- But nothing. shall we go
367
00:26:55,191 --> 00:26:59,068
Yeah, I'm dying of hunger...I mean, I'm crawling.
368
00:27:03,423 --> 00:27:04,842
darling,
369
00:27:05,372 --> 00:27:07,286
our sink broke.
370
00:27:11,158 --> 00:27:14,859
Wow, all our sinks are broken.
371
00:27:22,253 --> 00:27:24,800
- What are we even looking for?
- A tripod.
372
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,680
What about Flüg?
373
00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:28,894
- Probably not.
- No?
374
00:27:29,124 --> 00:27:30,992
You don't want Flüg?
375
00:27:32,253 --> 00:27:34,176
Home sweet home.
376
00:27:35,641 --> 00:27:39,261
It's really cool here, isn't it?
377
00:27:39,612 --> 00:27:40,868
Yeah.
378
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:43,695
Rest area.
379
00:27:52,273 --> 00:27:54,008
The TV doesn't work.
380
00:27:56,188 --> 00:27:59,145
I'm hungry as a wolf.
381
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,464
Let's eat.
382
00:28:08,073 --> 00:28:12,748
- It smells like goodness.
- Honey, that'll be because it's a treat.
383
00:28:14,098 --> 00:28:15,799
Own production.
384
00:28:16,183 --> 00:28:18,773
- Bald eagle.
- Your favorite.
385
00:28:26,273 --> 00:28:28,094
The sink is broken.
386
00:28:28,752 --> 00:28:30,966
That's okay because...
387
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:35,530
That's why we bought the house
with two kitchens.
388
00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:37,135
But it hurts you.
389
00:28:38,048 --> 00:28:40,308
Let's take a look at the bedroom.
390
00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:01,979
Darling...
391
00:29:02,295 --> 00:29:04,680
...I don't know how to tell you
392
00:29:05,927 --> 00:29:08,575
but we have a chinese family in the bathroom.
393
00:29:27,149 --> 00:29:28,765
I'm having fun.
394
00:29:29,662 --> 00:29:31,201
You amuse me.
395
00:29:31,619 --> 00:29:32,953
Thanks.
396
00:29:38,463 --> 00:29:39,728
hey
397
00:29:40,087 --> 00:29:43,079
I just want to tell you that...
398
00:29:45,944 --> 00:29:50,440
...I'm not looking for anything serious.
399
00:29:53,149 --> 00:29:54,448
is it ok
400
00:29:55,811 --> 00:29:56,931
Yeah.
401
00:30:00,297 --> 00:30:04,248
- Some people freak out when they hear that.
- I don't.
402
00:30:05,649 --> 00:30:06,755
Certainly?
403
00:30:08,114 --> 00:30:09,422
Yes, I like to...
404
00:30:09,721 --> 00:30:12,328
...I take things slowly, casually.
405
00:30:14,157 --> 00:30:15,430
No stress.
406
00:30:49,977 --> 00:30:52,171
Can you hold on for a moment?
407
00:30:59,636 --> 00:31:02,542
Peace. She's just a girl.
408
00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:05,225
She's just a girl.
409
00:31:05,422 --> 00:31:07,012
He wants to take it slow.
410
00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:13,213
That's why he's in my bed now.
But it's slow. It's the beach people do.
411
00:31:15,303 --> 00:31:17,281
It's good. It's great.
412
00:31:23,601 --> 00:31:25,208
- Hello.
- Hello.
413
00:32:04,079 --> 00:32:05,446
- Bye.
- Hello.
414
00:32:05,745 --> 00:32:07,292
Greetings.
415
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,959
how are we doing today
416
00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:20,291
Thank you.
417
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,683
I'll put the numbers together...
418
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:43,965
- ...and then I'll bring them to you.
- Okay.
419
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:45,615
Is this Solitaire?
420
00:33:45,735 --> 00:33:48,185
So she came back to you or what?
421
00:33:50,951 --> 00:33:52,182
I'm working on it.
422
00:33:56,259 --> 00:33:57,866
Maybe you should write a book.
423
00:33:58,609 --> 00:33:59,644
What?
424
00:33:59,884 --> 00:34:04,559
Henry Miller said the best way to
to forget the feminine is to make her literature.
425
00:34:04,978 --> 00:34:07,210
That guy had way more sex
than me
426
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:13,257
That's her.
427
00:34:13,641 --> 00:34:17,188
I'm glad you got in touch.
I can't this week, but maybe next week.
428
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:21,172
I hope you're ready to
that we will be friends
429
00:34:36,584 --> 00:34:37,824
Yeah, that's it.
430
00:34:38,054 --> 00:34:39,268
That's it.
431
00:34:39,506 --> 00:34:41,955
Your girl is starting to skip.
432
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:45,436
- You're not serious.
- I'm totally serious.
433
00:34:45,437 --> 00:34:48,172
- You're kidding me.
- I don't.
434
00:34:48,292 --> 00:34:51,766
- Octopus's Garden?
- Yeah, the best Beatles song.
435
00:34:51,775 --> 00:34:55,647
- You can say that directly Piggies.
- Never mind, I like Ringo Starr.
436
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:59,762
- Nobody likes Ringo Starr.
- That's what I like about him.
437
00:35:07,221 --> 00:35:09,093
That looks good.
438
00:35:09,213 --> 00:35:11,119
It has a good rating.
439
00:35:11,314 --> 00:35:14,471
Sweet and Shower
440
00:35:14,931 --> 00:35:17,865
You know what?
That looks doable.
441
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,607
- Why are you asking me, Tom?
- Because it was your idea.
442
00:35:22,131 --> 00:35:23,507
Good.
443
00:35:24,037 --> 00:35:26,413
- Get ready for three.
- What? - So yeah.
444
00:35:26,533 --> 00:35:27,876
Three.
445
00:35:28,406 --> 00:35:29,646
Two.
446
00:35:30,338 --> 00:35:31,492
One.
447
00:35:33,722 --> 00:35:36,979
Yeah, the road level is nothing interesting,
448
00:35:37,405 --> 00:35:39,245
but when you look up...
449
00:35:47,759 --> 00:35:49,383
Fine Arts Building.
450
00:35:50,323 --> 00:35:53,383
Those who designed it, Walker and Eisen...
451
00:35:53,639 --> 00:35:55,662
...my favorite couple.
452
00:35:58,401 --> 00:36:00,647
Isn't it great?
453
00:36:10,894 --> 00:36:14,578
- This is my favorite place.
- Your favorite place?
454
00:36:15,219 --> 00:36:16,415
Right here.
455
00:36:17,903 --> 00:36:19,193
Why?
456
00:36:20,910 --> 00:36:24,175
It's hard to explain.
457
00:36:24,466 --> 00:36:25,594
Try it.
458
00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:32,752
Like that building, for example.
That is...
459
00:36:33,671 --> 00:36:35,679
...standing there since 1911.
460
00:36:36,504 --> 00:36:39,717
And that's Continental.
Los Angeles' first skyscraper.
461
00:36:40,059 --> 00:36:42,119
It was built in 1904.
462
00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:44,982
- And what's over there?
- That?
463
00:36:46,297 --> 00:36:48,810
This is the parking lot.
464
00:36:49,254 --> 00:36:50,400
Yeah.
465
00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:52,536
This is also a parking lot.
466
00:36:56,643 --> 00:36:59,430
There are a lot of nice things here.
467
00:37:02,267 --> 00:37:03,452
I don't know...
468
00:37:04,830 --> 00:37:07,677
...I wish people would notice them more.
If it were up to me...
469
00:37:10,241 --> 00:37:12,087
If it was up to you, so what?
470
00:37:12,822 --> 00:37:15,946
I would probably point that out to them.
471
00:37:17,006 --> 00:37:19,425
How would you alert them?
472
00:37:21,715 --> 00:37:24,717
I don't know. there are many things
what could be done here
473
00:37:25,499 --> 00:37:26,789
Phenomena.
474
00:37:28,076 --> 00:37:30,802
Please, I know nothing about architecture.
475
00:37:31,994 --> 00:37:33,934
Do you want me to draw something for you?
476
00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:35,840
- Yeah.
- I don't have any paper.
477
00:37:36,302 --> 00:37:37,834
Use my hand.
478
00:37:40,355 --> 00:37:42,646
Please, I need a tattoo.
479
00:37:43,022 --> 00:37:45,373
So let's look at it.
480
00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:52,145
Buildings must be better integrated.
481
00:37:53,151 --> 00:37:55,573
Here you can maximize the volume of light...
482
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,082
- I'm quite a mess here.
-It does not matter.
483
00:38:35,664 --> 00:38:40,032
For Tom Hansen, this was the night
when everything changed
484
00:38:40,464 --> 00:38:43,328
That wall behind which Summer
so often she hid...
485
00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:47,704
...a wall of detachment, distance and freedom...
486
00:38:48,387 --> 00:38:51,148
...that wall slowly began to crumble.
487
00:38:52,986 --> 00:38:55,772
And here was Tom in her world.
488
00:38:56,344 --> 00:38:59,874
In a place they could with her eyes
seen by only a few.
489
00:39:00,148 --> 00:39:04,100
And there was Summer,
who wanted him and no one else.
490
00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:06,579
- You've never been in a tornado?
- No.
491
00:39:07,852 --> 00:39:10,673
That and my teeth were falling out.
492
00:39:10,717 --> 00:39:12,520
- That happened to me too.
- Yeah?
493
00:39:12,529 --> 00:39:13,837
Yeah.
494
00:39:13,957 --> 00:39:16,486
it's weird
as if one were old.
495
00:39:16,785 --> 00:39:18,415
What else happened to you?
496
00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:21,674
- Earthquake.
- Really, yeah?
497
00:39:22,497 --> 00:39:23,720
No.
498
00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:31,181
Sometimes I dream of flying.
499
00:39:31,421 --> 00:39:34,336
It starts with
that I'm running for my life.
500
00:39:34,344 --> 00:39:36,147
Like some kind of superman.
501
00:39:36,267 --> 00:39:39,789
The terrain begins to be
really rocky and uphill.
502
00:39:39,814 --> 00:39:43,365
Then I run so fast
that my feet don't even touch the ground
503
00:39:43,382 --> 00:39:48,707
and i'm floating
and it is something absolutely wonderful.
504
00:39:49,781 --> 00:39:52,208
I am free and safe
505
00:39:52,567 --> 00:39:54,328
and then i realize
506
00:39:55,251 --> 00:39:57,464
that I'm all alone
507
00:40:00,722 --> 00:40:02,482
Then I wake up.
508
00:40:02,602 --> 00:40:03,918
As he listened
509
00:40:04,038 --> 00:40:08,397
Tom realized
that these are not just stories told.
510
00:40:08,953 --> 00:40:11,380
They were stories
which one had to earn.
511
00:40:12,408 --> 00:40:14,886
He could feel the wall collapsing.
512
00:40:15,416 --> 00:40:18,485
He wondered if anyone had made it this far.
513
00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:22,784
Hence the next six words
changed everything.
514
00:40:23,032 --> 00:40:25,913
I've never told anyone before.
515
00:40:30,014 --> 00:40:31,920
I guess I'm not just anyone.
516
00:40:32,978 --> 00:40:35,628
- So what exactly are you?
- I don't know.
517
00:40:35,748 --> 00:40:37,824
- Are you her boyfriend?
- It's not that simple.
518
00:40:37,842 --> 00:40:40,342
- But it is.
- Like we're settling down?
519
00:40:40,359 --> 00:40:42,444
Come on, we're adults.
520
00:40:42,470 --> 00:40:45,932
We know our feelings
we don't need to name them.
521
00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:48,855
Boyfriend, girlfriend, that's all...
522
00:40:49,523 --> 00:40:51,207
...really childish.
523
00:40:51,566 --> 00:40:53,959
- You sound like a gay.
- Seriously.
524
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:55,796
Well, first:
525
00:40:56,010 --> 00:41:00,172
Your last girl was
Amy Sussman in seventh grade
526
00:41:00,189 --> 00:41:02,864
and you dated for about three hours.
527
00:41:02,984 --> 00:41:07,992
And you've been with Robyn since maybe 1998.
528
00:41:08,005 --> 00:41:10,749
- 1997.
- 1997.
529
00:41:13,415 --> 00:41:18,003
I think just you two
you are capable of modern relationships.
530
00:41:23,526 --> 00:41:25,731
- So what should I do?
- You should ask her.
531
00:41:27,519 --> 00:41:28,565
What?
532
00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:32,804
Why tease a cobra with your bare foot?
Everything is going smoothly.
533
00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:37,351
When we start naming it, it will be like
kiss of death Like saying "I love you".
534
00:41:37,471 --> 00:41:39,462
Yeah, I know what you mean.
535
00:41:39,838 --> 00:41:42,326
That's exactly what happened with me and Sean.
536
00:41:42,684 --> 00:41:45,226
- Who the hell is Sean?
- My ex before Mark.
537
00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,336
Transport...
538
00:41:46,696 --> 00:41:49,261
It doesn't matter.
What do you think?
539
00:41:49,269 --> 00:41:51,355
That you act like a desperado.
540
00:41:51,808 --> 00:41:54,945
It's clear. you are afraid
that you'll get an answer you don't want
541
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:58,840
and your delusions of how great it all was
will fall to pieces.
542
00:41:59,307 --> 00:42:04,222
If I were you, I'd rather find out now
than to come to her
543
00:42:04,342 --> 00:42:07,341
and found herself in bed with Lars from Norway.
544
00:42:08,195 --> 00:42:10,246
Who is Lars from Norway?
545
00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:12,648
A boy I met at the gym
546
00:42:12,904 --> 00:42:16,113
with Brad Pitt's face
and the abs of Jesus.
547
00:42:18,676 --> 00:42:20,394
- Hey, Rachel.
- Coach, we're not done yet.
548
00:42:20,402 --> 00:42:22,590
It's simple, Tom.
549
00:42:22,710 --> 00:42:24,500
Don't be an asshole.
550
00:42:41,857 --> 00:42:43,113
are you ok
551
00:42:44,165 --> 00:42:45,353
Yeah.
552
00:42:46,182 --> 00:42:47,361
Certainly?
553
00:42:48,079 --> 00:42:49,917
Summer, I have to ask you something.
554
00:42:50,037 --> 00:42:52,079
- What?
- What...
555
00:42:54,276 --> 00:42:57,113
- What are we doing?
- I thought we were going to the cinema.
556
00:42:57,156 --> 00:43:01,994
Yeah, I think so
how are we doing
557
00:43:03,113 --> 00:43:04,643
I don't know.
558
00:43:05,857 --> 00:43:07,318
Who cares?
559
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,524
- I'm happy. You don't?
- Yeah.
560
00:43:11,276 --> 00:43:12,477
That's good.
561
00:43:48,786 --> 00:43:52,610
London in 1964.
Those girls knew how to dress.
562
00:43:52,653 --> 00:43:57,020
Now those are huge glasses
563
00:43:57,294 --> 00:44:01,106
tattoos, handbags with small spokes.
564
00:44:01,121 --> 00:44:04,793
- Who nodded?
- Some people like it.
565
00:44:06,907 --> 00:44:08,557
I like the way you dress.
566
00:44:09,182 --> 00:44:12,594
I was thinking of keeping it on my ankle
to tattoo a butterfly this big.
567
00:44:12,612 --> 00:44:13,868
No.
568
00:44:16,338 --> 00:44:17,603
Hey.
569
00:44:19,056 --> 00:44:20,663
How are you doing?
570
00:44:20,936 --> 00:44:22,090
Good.
571
00:44:23,189 --> 00:44:24,642
Do you live nearby?
572
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:27,941
Yeah, a bit.
573
00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:29,856
I haven't seen you here yet.
574
00:44:30,069 --> 00:44:31,873
You are not very observant.
575
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:33,522
That was funny.
576
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,325
You are funny.
577
00:44:35,701 --> 00:44:38,309
- How about I invite you for a drink?
- No thanks.
578
00:44:40,248 --> 00:44:42,594
- You here with this?
- Hi, I'm Tom.
579
00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:43,697
Yeah sure.
580
00:44:43,705 --> 00:44:46,312
- Come on, one drink. what are you drinking
- I said, "no thanks".
581
00:44:47,338 --> 00:44:49,286
Really? With this?
582
00:44:49,293 --> 00:44:52,130
- Dude...
- Look, don't be a creep. I'm flattered
583
00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:56,301
but i'm not interested So why don't you go somewhere else
and you won't leave us alone? Thanks.
584
00:44:59,558 --> 00:45:00,959
We are in a free country.
585
00:45:11,137 --> 00:45:13,623
i can't believe
that here he is your friend.
586
00:45:20,650 --> 00:45:22,069
what are you doing
587
00:45:24,509 --> 00:45:27,270
That was a really crazy day.
588
00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:31,150
It seemed to me that it happened in an instant,
589
00:45:31,371 --> 00:45:34,268
but at the same time very slowly,
590
00:45:34,285 --> 00:45:38,268
as if everything...
I don't know, it wasn't...
591
00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:42,298
Hey, what's going on?
592
00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:44,204
It's just that...
593
00:45:44,657 --> 00:45:47,307
- ...I can't believe you.
- Can't you trust me?
594
00:45:48,452 --> 00:45:52,548
- You behaved like a curmudgeon there.
- Wait, are you mad at me?
595
00:45:52,762 --> 00:45:54,897
I just got a load because of you.
596
00:45:55,702 --> 00:45:59,001
- Really? Was it for me and my good?
- Yes, it was.
597
00:45:59,018 --> 00:46:01,719
So don't do it next time
because i don't need your help
598
00:46:01,974 --> 00:46:05,318
You know what? I'm really tight.
599
00:46:07,865 --> 00:46:10,087
Shall we leave it for tomorrow?
600
00:46:23,404 --> 00:46:25,327
No, you know what?
601
00:46:25,592 --> 00:46:28,200
I'm not going anywhere until you tell me
what's going on
602
00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:30,968
Nothing is happening.
603
00:46:33,421 --> 00:46:34,754
Just...
604
00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,113
What?
605
00:46:37,455 --> 00:46:38,822
Just what?
606
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:41,344
- We're just friends.
- No!
607
00:46:41,386 --> 00:46:44,797
Don't even try that on me!
608
00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:48,054
This is not how he treats his friend.
609
00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:50,664
Kissing at the copier
610
00:46:50,869 --> 00:46:52,775
holding hands at Ikea,
611
00:46:52,796 --> 00:46:56,295
sex in the shower...
Kiss me with friendship!
612
00:47:02,066 --> 00:47:03,836
I love you, Tom.
613
00:47:03,861 --> 00:47:07,101
- I just don't want a relationship.
- But you're not the only one who has something to say about it!
614
00:47:07,109 --> 00:47:10,408
Me too! And I say we're a couple, dammit!
615
00:47:16,755 --> 00:47:18,636
Up to you, please!
616
00:48:32,998 --> 00:48:34,630
I shouldn't have done that.
617
00:48:36,923 --> 00:48:39,376
- Do what?
- Get mad at you.
618
00:48:39,829 --> 00:48:41,324
I apologize.
619
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:50,258
Look, we don't have to name it.
620
00:48:50,284 --> 00:48:52,797
It's ok, I understand...
621
00:48:52,839 --> 00:48:56,571
- ...but I need some reassurance.
- I know.
622
00:48:57,598 --> 00:48:59,291
i need to know
623
00:48:59,821 --> 00:49:03,344
that you won't wake up in the morning
and you won't feel any different.
624
00:49:10,301 --> 00:49:12,113
But I can't do that for you.
625
00:49:13,182 --> 00:49:14,626
Nobody can.
626
00:49:24,182 --> 00:49:25,370
does it hurt
627
00:49:25,738 --> 00:49:28,148
- Sorry.
- No, it doesn't hurt.
628
00:49:29,412 --> 00:49:31,036
i like you
629
00:49:34,566 --> 00:49:36,035
Clearly.
630
00:49:45,276 --> 00:49:48,028
You loved her, you kissed.
631
00:49:49,806 --> 00:49:52,522
what about you
Have you ever had a boyfriend?
632
00:49:52,744 --> 00:49:53,941
Of course.
633
00:49:54,061 --> 00:49:56,573
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- So tell me about it.
634
00:49:57,052 --> 00:49:58,847
- No.
- Why not?
635
00:49:59,043 --> 00:50:02,000
- Because it's not important.
- I'm interested.
636
00:50:06,709 --> 00:50:08,538
That's fine.
Do you want to grind in that direction?
637
00:50:08,581 --> 00:50:09,650
- Yeah.
- Fine.
638
00:50:09,658 --> 00:50:11,179
I can handle it.
639
00:50:14,072 --> 00:50:15,722
So...
640
00:50:17,277 --> 00:50:19,850
In high school it was Markus.
641
00:50:20,474 --> 00:50:22,730
- Ace quarterback?
- No.
642
00:50:23,651 --> 00:50:25,318
He was a rower.
643
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,386
He was really handsome.
644
00:50:29,489 --> 00:50:33,275
For a short time at altitude
I was with Charlie.
645
00:50:36,356 --> 00:50:38,228
She was fine, but...
646
00:50:39,604 --> 00:50:41,971
And then I was in Sienna for a semester.
647
00:50:42,091 --> 00:50:44,091
Fernando Belardelli.
648
00:50:46,873 --> 00:50:49,719
- Also known as Puma.
- Cougar?
649
00:50:49,770 --> 00:50:52,595
Yeah, Puma.
Because, you know...
650
00:50:58,942 --> 00:51:01,626
- Is that all?
- Longer ones, yes.
651
00:51:01,891 --> 00:51:03,908
What happened?
Why didn't it work out for them?
652
00:51:04,028 --> 00:51:05,429
What always.
653
00:51:05,906 --> 00:51:07,042
Life.
654
00:51:12,606 --> 00:51:14,606
That's the dumbest thing
what have i ever heard
655
00:51:14,628 --> 00:51:17,047
No, it isn't. It's great, trust me.
656
00:51:17,654 --> 00:51:19,168
I mean it.
657
00:51:20,961 --> 00:51:22,491
I'll start.
658
00:51:25,864 --> 00:51:27,078
Penis.
659
00:51:36,018 --> 00:51:37,222
Penis.
660
00:51:37,624 --> 00:51:38,872
Penis.
661
00:51:39,385 --> 00:51:40,974
- Penis.
- Penis.
662
00:51:41,094 --> 00:51:42,855
- There are children around.
- They aren't.
663
00:51:45,179 --> 00:51:47,265
- Penis.
- Penis!
664
00:51:47,966 --> 00:51:49,761
- Are you having fun?
- Yeah.
665
00:51:49,812 --> 00:51:51,991
It's kind of like the Puma, isn't it?
666
00:51:52,024 --> 00:51:55,232
No, we're almost there
they didn't take their heels out of the room.
667
00:51:55,265 --> 00:51:56,726
Penis!
668
00:51:57,021 --> 00:51:59,234
- Sorry, Tourette's syndrome. You know how it goes.
- Penis!
669
00:51:59,263 --> 00:52:01,148
She has it too.
Penis!
670
00:52:01,174 --> 00:52:02,969
Penis!
671
00:52:03,636 --> 00:52:05,294
That would be enough.
672
00:52:05,841 --> 00:52:08,080
- Are you done yet?
- Yeah, she's done.
673
00:52:08,124 --> 00:52:10,953
- You blew it.
- Take that hand off, I'm done.
674
00:52:11,278 --> 00:52:12,799
- Promise me.
- I promise.
675
00:52:15,987 --> 00:52:16,936
I promise.
676
00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:19,231
Penis!!!
677
00:52:33,299 --> 00:52:34,975
Very complex.
678
00:52:36,171 --> 00:52:38,509
In a way...
679
00:52:39,081 --> 00:52:42,765
...it expresses so much...
680
00:52:44,654 --> 00:52:46,803
...by expressing so little.
681
00:52:53,167 --> 00:52:55,056
- So you want to go to the cinema?
- Yeah.
682
00:52:57,570 --> 00:53:00,869
Half vagabond, half greengrocer
THE VAGINAR
683
00:53:21,315 --> 00:53:22,828
It's broken.
684
00:53:23,973 --> 00:53:26,709
Even more than broken,
he is lonely.
685
00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:30,280
His only friend is grief.
686
00:53:56,460 --> 00:53:57,853
Either way...he's in need.
687
00:53:57,973 --> 00:54:00,383
Endless hardship.
688
00:54:00,874 --> 00:54:03,789
The kind of hardship
which will never end.
689
00:54:05,233 --> 00:54:08,421
A good dose of hardship,
that's what I'm saying.
690
00:54:14,222 --> 00:54:15,573
Your turn.
691
00:54:18,658 --> 00:54:21,773
Better luck next time...baby.
692
00:54:44,467 --> 00:54:45,681
Tom?
693
00:54:46,270 --> 00:54:48,578
Mr. Vance would like to see you
in his office.
694
00:54:51,578 --> 00:54:53,578
Tom, sit down.
695
00:54:58,312 --> 00:55:00,710
Has something happened to you lately?
696
00:55:01,696 --> 00:55:02,867
What do you mean?
697
00:55:03,556 --> 00:55:06,257
Death in the family, illness.
698
00:55:06,377 --> 00:55:08,112
- Something like that?
- No.
699
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:12,616
Look, I don't wanna poke my nose
700
00:55:12,941 --> 00:55:14,958
but it has something to do with it
with Summer leaving?
701
00:55:15,396 --> 00:55:16,473
Whom?
702
00:55:16,832 --> 00:55:18,182
My assistants.
703
00:55:18,387 --> 00:55:20,481
- Your...
- Tom.
704
00:55:21,336 --> 00:55:23,199
Everyone knows that.
705
00:55:25,347 --> 00:55:26,475
It doesn't matter.
706
00:55:27,201 --> 00:55:29,389
The reason I ask is
707
00:55:29,509 --> 00:55:33,706
that your work performance
lately he's been a bit...
708
00:55:34,176 --> 00:55:35,577
I don't understand you.
709
00:55:35,697 --> 00:55:39,552
Okay, here's something
what did you write last week
710
00:55:39,852 --> 00:55:42,535
roses are red
violets are blue...
711
00:55:42,655 --> 00:55:44,262
...fuck you bitch.
712
00:55:45,078 --> 00:55:48,882
- Most customers on Valentine's Day...
- Mr. Vance, are you firing me?
713
00:55:49,002 --> 00:55:50,762
No, no.
714
00:55:50,788 --> 00:55:52,326
Calm down, Hansen.
715
00:55:52,523 --> 00:55:54,354
- You are one of the best.
- Okay.
716
00:55:54,917 --> 00:55:56,670
I apologize.
717
00:55:56,790 --> 00:55:59,961
- I'm having a hard time right now.
- It's okay.
718
00:56:00,285 --> 00:56:02,089
I totally get it.
719
00:56:02,115 --> 00:56:03,986
I'm just saying
720
00:56:04,376 --> 00:56:06,546
that you could put that energy into...
721
00:56:06,846 --> 00:56:09,983
...into something like this.
722
00:56:13,841 --> 00:56:15,653
Funerals and condolences.
723
00:56:15,696 --> 00:56:19,191
Suffering, sorrow, loss of faith,
724
00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:21,200
losing the meaning of life.
725
00:56:21,396 --> 00:56:23,216
This is perfect for you.
726
00:56:25,167 --> 00:56:28,086
Okay, now back to work.
727
00:56:30,642 --> 00:56:31,975
Thank you.
728
00:56:33,893 --> 00:56:35,235
I thank you.
729
00:56:41,047 --> 00:56:43,005
I love us
730
00:56:51,355 --> 00:56:52,594
- Bye.
- Bye.
731
00:56:52,825 --> 00:56:54,752
You don't have until Friday by any chance
write 20 wishes?
732
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,675
- No, done.
- Really? could you help me
733
00:56:56,683 --> 00:56:58,904
I'm out of words
how to say "Congratulations".
734
00:56:58,938 --> 00:57:01,940
I got "you did it", "good job"
735
00:57:02,435 --> 00:57:04,394
and "keep going". That's all.
736
00:57:04,442 --> 00:57:08,280
How about..."everyday you're my darling"
737
00:57:09,605 --> 00:57:11,613
"but today you will get a card."
738
00:57:11,733 --> 00:57:13,690
- Damn, that's good.
- So yeah.
739
00:57:13,810 --> 00:57:15,104
Religion and Holidays
740
00:57:15,130 --> 00:57:17,446
Have you tried "Happy"?
741
00:57:19,371 --> 00:57:21,653
That's it! Happy!
742
00:57:22,465 --> 00:57:24,951
We've been puzzling over this for an hour.
743
00:57:26,619 --> 00:57:28,636
How about...
744
00:57:33,971 --> 00:57:36,108
"I love us".
745
00:57:39,843 --> 00:57:41,493
I hate Summer.
746
00:57:41,613 --> 00:57:44,911
I hate her crooked teeth.
I hate her sixties hairstyle.
747
00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:46,782
I hate her bulging knees.
748
00:57:46,809 --> 00:57:49,886
I hate her stain
on the neck in the shape of a cockroach.
749
00:57:50,006 --> 00:57:52,640
I hate how she drools her lips
before he speaks.
750
00:57:52,675 --> 00:57:55,399
And I hate the sound of her laugh.
751
00:57:59,468 --> 00:58:01,827
I hate this song!
752
00:58:03,604 --> 00:58:06,280
Boy, you're going to have to get off.
753
00:58:07,391 --> 00:58:09,391
I don't normally go on blind dates,
754
00:58:09,412 --> 00:58:12,204
but Paul and Robin on you
they sang praise itself.
755
00:58:12,722 --> 00:58:14,447
They said you make wishes.
756
00:58:14,677 --> 00:58:16,604
This is so interesting.
I would also like to invent them.
757
00:58:16,613 --> 00:58:18,929
My major in height
it was english but...
758
00:58:18,972 --> 00:58:21,126
...what can be done about it?
759
00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:23,356
- I went to Brown. where you
- Alison.
760
00:58:25,362 --> 00:58:27,895
Look, it's nice to meet you.
761
00:58:28,405 --> 00:58:30,072
You are very attractive.
762
00:58:30,097 --> 00:58:32,430
I just want to say in advance
763
00:58:33,242 --> 00:58:35,539
that this will lead nowhere.
764
00:58:36,801 --> 00:58:38,938
I liked one girl.
765
00:58:39,810 --> 00:58:41,656
I loved her
and what did she do?
766
00:58:41,690 --> 00:58:44,021
Nice to me...
767
00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:46,387
...she defecated.
768
00:58:46,507 --> 00:58:48,720
- Literally.
- Literally?
769
00:58:49,814 --> 00:58:51,122
Literally not.
770
00:58:51,242 --> 00:58:53,026
This is disgusting, god.
771
00:58:53,231 --> 00:58:54,957
are you normal
772
00:58:55,462 --> 00:58:56,804
It's about...
773
00:58:58,624 --> 00:59:00,034
...that I am an ox.
774
00:59:00,581 --> 00:59:04,159
I am On the one hand, I want to forget her
and secondly...
775
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:09,963
...I know she's the only person in the universe
that can make me happy
776
00:59:10,993 --> 00:59:12,976
Does this happen to you?
You keep going back to the past
777
00:59:12,993 --> 00:59:15,899
when have you been with someone
and you keep replaying it in your head
778
00:59:16,352 --> 00:59:18,982
and you look for the first signs of trouble.
779
00:59:22,317 --> 00:59:24,813
There are only two possibilities.
780
00:59:25,249 --> 00:59:30,710
Either he is an evil and insidious person without emotions,
781
00:59:31,069 --> 00:59:32,018
or...
782
00:59:33,294 --> 00:59:35,046
...is a robot.
783
00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:38,584
It would be a small wonder
but it would explain a lot.
784
00:59:38,704 --> 00:59:40,302
can i ask you something
785
00:59:41,488 --> 00:59:43,855
- Yeah.
- She never cornered you?
786
00:59:43,975 --> 00:59:47,103
- No?
- Did she use you in any way?
787
00:59:48,778 --> 00:59:50,146
No.
788
00:59:50,266 --> 00:59:54,287
And she told you up front that she didn't want a boy?
789
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,971
Yeah.
790
01:00:02,291 --> 01:00:04,127
I got a great idea.
791
01:00:18,075 --> 01:00:21,195
Just go.
Go home, fine. Have a good time.
792
01:00:21,644 --> 01:00:25,421
Wait until the time comes
when a boy...
793
01:00:42,104 --> 01:00:43,942
- Bye, kitten.
- Hey, are you here?
794
01:00:44,062 --> 01:00:45,275
By no means.
795
01:00:45,472 --> 01:00:47,318
- Like "no way".
- I'm not going there.
796
01:00:47,438 --> 01:00:48,762
But you're going.
797
01:00:49,023 --> 01:00:53,330
- No, there will be only old ferns.
- But you said you were going. That's why I'm going anyway.
798
01:00:53,364 --> 01:00:56,175
That's why I called her yesterday
and said I was sick.
799
01:00:56,176 --> 01:00:57,433
Like a ninja.
800
01:00:57,441 --> 01:01:01,853
- I won't know anyone there.
- Maybe you'll meet some hot granddaughters.
801
01:01:02,246 --> 01:01:04,449
- I suppose.
- Bye, kitten.
802
01:01:44,559 --> 01:01:45,952
Hi Tom.
803
01:01:46,268 --> 01:01:48,123
Hi Summer!
804
01:01:48,747 --> 01:01:50,610
I had to walk right past you.
805
01:01:50,996 --> 01:01:52,218
Yeah.
806
01:01:53,090 --> 01:01:55,808
what are you doing
Are you going to Millie's?
807
01:01:57,902 --> 01:01:59,355
me too
808
01:01:59,475 --> 01:02:01,227
- Great.
- I forgot you know each other.
809
01:02:01,645 --> 01:02:02,636
Yeah.
810
01:02:02,756 --> 01:02:05,081
- We worked together all the time.
- Well, sure.
811
01:02:05,124 --> 01:02:07,269
I like Millie very much.
She's a sweetheart.
812
01:02:07,816 --> 01:02:08,987
It is.
813
01:02:09,389 --> 01:02:11,260
- How are you doing?
- Okay.
814
01:02:11,380 --> 01:02:13,910
That's good. I wrote you
but I never got an answer.
815
01:02:14,132 --> 01:02:17,588
Yeah, sorry. We had a terrible breakfast.
816
01:02:18,174 --> 01:02:21,311
- The holidays are here...
- You still work for Vance?
817
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:23,428
Yeah.
818
01:02:24,428 --> 01:02:28,248
I wanted to go for coffee
if you would like...
819
01:02:31,958 --> 01:02:33,539
- The architecture of happiness.
- Yeah.
820
01:02:33,564 --> 01:02:35,936
- Looks like a good read.
- That's it.
821
01:02:38,786 --> 01:02:41,401
- I don't want to bother you...
- No, no...
822
01:02:42,153 --> 01:02:44,327
Let's have a coffee.
823
01:02:45,165 --> 01:02:46,729
Up to you.
824
01:03:28,289 --> 01:03:29,913
- It suits you.
- Thanks.
825
01:03:30,263 --> 01:03:31,639
You too.
826
01:03:41,305 --> 01:03:42,672
Penis.
827
01:03:45,031 --> 01:03:46,168
No.
828
01:03:46,776 --> 01:03:49,058
And I hereby pronounce you man and wife.
829
01:03:49,570 --> 01:03:51,305
You can kiss the bride.
830
01:04:08,161 --> 01:04:09,896
So yeah, what else?
831
01:04:10,016 --> 01:04:11,921
You snore.
832
01:04:12,041 --> 01:04:14,050
- No, I don't snore.
- You snore.
833
01:04:14,058 --> 01:04:15,520
I don't snore.
834
01:04:15,956 --> 01:04:18,289
- You too.
- Me anyway.
835
01:04:18,962 --> 01:04:20,570
And they drag your legs.
836
01:04:20,783 --> 01:04:22,894
- That was once.
- Every time.
837
01:04:22,912 --> 01:04:24,518
Once upon a time.
838
01:04:24,937 --> 01:04:27,262
Especially that time, but different every time.
839
01:04:27,382 --> 01:04:31,444
And when you wake up
so you have goblins everywhere.
840
01:04:31,564 --> 01:04:33,538
- It's really powerful.
- You are a force.
841
01:04:33,547 --> 01:04:35,581
Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.
842
01:04:35,701 --> 01:04:37,265
You're damn right.
843
01:04:38,102 --> 01:04:40,462
- Ringo is the best.
- Ringo is...
844
01:04:43,086 --> 01:04:45,343
It's a speedster. Damn!
845
01:04:45,685 --> 01:04:48,385
So yeah.
You got me.
846
01:04:49,005 --> 01:04:51,321
I give up.
847
01:05:07,346 --> 01:05:09,629
- One, two, three...
- Now.
848
01:05:16,894 --> 01:05:19,427
- Shall we dance?
- Yeah.
849
01:05:28,693 --> 01:05:30,753
I wanted to ask...
850
01:05:31,257 --> 01:05:34,838
...maybe there will be a party at my place on Friday.
851
01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:41,491
We have a really nice garden on the roof,
if you want to come
852
01:05:42,226 --> 01:05:43,491
Yeah.
853
01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:45,748
Don't you have much work?
854
01:05:47,918 --> 01:05:49,567
I think not.
855
01:05:54,371 --> 01:05:56,405
- Excellent, isn't it?
- Excellent.
856
01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:27,678
I guess I had a handle.
857
01:06:28,257 --> 01:06:30,334
We met at the base
858
01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:34,129
and in seventh grade we had the same schedule...
859
01:06:35,154 --> 01:06:36,869
...and we hit it off.
860
01:06:37,137 --> 01:06:38,240
do you know
861
01:06:38,492 --> 01:06:39,706
Love...
862
01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:41,809
Shit, I don't know.
863
01:06:42,073 --> 01:06:44,877
If she's nice and giving, right?
864
01:06:45,612 --> 01:06:47,878
I'm not sticking to "dear".
865
01:06:49,497 --> 01:06:50,958
21 years old.
866
01:06:52,112 --> 01:06:53,992
It's the light that guides me home.
867
01:06:55,341 --> 01:06:57,555
Yes, it is from one of our wishes.
868
01:06:58,495 --> 01:07:00,171
No, someone else wrote it.
869
01:07:00,201 --> 01:07:02,753
But that doesn't change the fact that
that it is true.
870
01:07:02,783 --> 01:07:06,961
I think the girl of my dreams should
871
01:07:07,431 --> 01:07:11,012
really lush bust
872
01:07:11,345 --> 01:07:12,781
different hair
873
01:07:13,054 --> 01:07:15,994
and she would probably be more into sports.
874
01:07:16,815 --> 01:07:18,071
But really...
875
01:07:19,003 --> 01:07:21,952
...Robyn is better,
than the girl of my dreams
876
01:07:22,738 --> 01:07:24,058
She is real.
877
01:07:46,346 --> 01:07:48,193
Tom walked into her apartment,
878
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,483
intoxicated by a promising evening.
879
01:07:51,945 --> 01:07:53,987
He believed that this time
880
01:07:54,107 --> 01:07:57,639
his expectations meet reality.
881
01:07:58,094 --> 01:08:01,470
Expectation / Reality
882
01:08:10,451 --> 01:08:12,186
- Hello.
- Hello.
883
01:08:16,403 --> 01:08:19,104
- It suits you.
- I guess so.
884
01:08:19,463 --> 01:08:21,164
- The tie.
- Hello.
885
01:08:21,215 --> 01:08:22,854
- How are you?
- Okay and you?
886
01:08:22,863 --> 01:08:23,931
Okay.
887
01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:36,001
I brought you something.
888
01:08:36,271 --> 01:08:37,792
That's nice of you.
889
01:08:39,262 --> 01:08:41,382
The Architecture of Happiness
890
01:08:41,416 --> 01:08:43,057
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
891
01:08:43,365 --> 01:08:46,396
You didn't have that.
That's nice.
892
01:08:46,423 --> 01:08:47,853
- Thanks a lot.
- You're welcome.
893
01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:50,241
- I look forward to reading it.
- Yeah.
894
01:08:54,608 --> 01:08:56,266
So Tom, what do you do for a living?
895
01:08:56,292 --> 01:08:58,813
I write greeting cards.
896
01:08:58,933 --> 01:09:01,723
Tom could be a really good architect
if he wanted
897
01:09:02,358 --> 01:09:04,059
This is unusual.
898
01:09:04,110 --> 01:09:06,221
How did you get from one to the other?
899
01:09:06,341 --> 01:09:08,016
I guess I realized
900
01:09:08,383 --> 01:09:11,228
why do anything
for single use as a building,
901
01:09:11,485 --> 01:09:14,640
if i can do something
that lasts forever, like a wish.
902
01:09:24,964 --> 01:09:26,494
- What?
- You know.
903
01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:31,416
Do you know each other?
904
01:11:27,386 --> 01:11:29,664
Pay for your room.
She is pretty.
905
01:11:52,978 --> 01:11:56,089
Hell. I call you every five minutes.
906
01:11:56,107 --> 01:11:57,696
- Are you okay?
- I'm doing great.
907
01:11:57,940 --> 01:12:00,273
- What's the matter with you?
- I don't want to talk about it.
908
01:12:00,393 --> 01:12:02,154
You always wanted to talk about it.
909
01:12:02,274 --> 01:12:04,462
- Not this time.
- Come on, let's go.
910
01:12:04,761 --> 01:12:07,529
- Where are we going?
- It's Thursday.
911
01:12:08,366 --> 01:12:10,871
This one says "go for it".
912
01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:13,922
And this one says "you've got it".
913
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:19,221
We have a whole range of inspirational greeting cards
with Pickles, my cat.
914
01:12:19,862 --> 01:12:22,443
I think people will really like them.
915
01:12:22,759 --> 01:12:24,042
Thank you.
916
01:12:24,341 --> 01:12:25,905
Good job Rhoda.
917
01:12:26,123 --> 01:12:27,516
That was inspiring.
918
01:12:27,534 --> 01:12:29,933
So yeah...who's next?
919
01:12:31,858 --> 01:12:34,542
We haven't heard from you in a while
My condolences, Hansen.
920
01:12:35,414 --> 01:12:38,291
Winter collection.
Do you have something to contribute?
921
01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:40,445
No.
922
01:12:41,394 --> 01:12:43,975
- Not at all.
- Well, yes.
923
01:12:44,702 --> 01:12:46,172
We will get back to you.
924
01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:47,651
McKenzie?
925
01:12:48,373 --> 01:12:50,852
- Actually...you know what?
- Yes, Tom?
926
01:12:50,972 --> 01:12:53,613
- Can I say something about that cat?
- Oh well.
927
01:12:54,108 --> 01:12:58,202
It is...
And Rhoda, no offense...
928
01:12:58,744 --> 01:13:01,282
...but it's complete bullshit.
929
01:13:02,068 --> 01:13:04,302
- Tom.
- "Go ahead" and "are you up to it"?
930
01:13:04,303 --> 01:13:06,866
This is not for inspiration
but throwing bows.
931
01:13:06,893 --> 01:13:09,922
If Pickles goes for it,
so it's a greasy stain.
932
01:13:10,645 --> 01:13:12,935
They are delusions.
We are liars.
933
01:13:13,739 --> 01:13:17,431
When I think about why people buy wishes.
It's not because they want to express feelings.
934
01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:21,478
They buy them because they can't express it,
or on the contrary, they are afraid.
935
01:13:21,512 --> 01:13:23,946
And we provide services,
how to get them out of obligation.
936
01:13:23,965 --> 01:13:27,576
You know what? To hell with that.
Let's deal with America on a level playing field.
937
01:13:27,696 --> 01:13:30,465
Let's at least let them speak for themselves, shall we?
938
01:13:30,499 --> 01:13:33,585
Look. What is written here?
939
01:13:33,705 --> 01:13:35,934
"Congratulations on the addition to the family".
940
01:13:36,054 --> 01:13:39,173
How about "congratulations on the addition to the family,
going out is probably over".
941
01:13:39,216 --> 01:13:41,276
- "Nice to meet you mate". What about this one?
- Sit down, Hansen.
942
01:13:41,284 --> 01:13:43,921
With those pretty hearts.
I think I know what we are honored with.
943
01:13:43,963 --> 01:13:47,579
Yeah! "Happy Valentine's Day sweetheart".
944
01:13:47,775 --> 01:13:49,066
"I love you".
945
01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:51,930
Isn't it cute?
Love moves mountains!
946
01:13:53,097 --> 01:13:55,490
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
What does that even mean?
947
01:13:56,071 --> 01:13:57,943
Love? Do you know that?
948
01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:00,789
- Anyone?
- Tom.
949
01:14:01,267 --> 01:14:05,157
If someone gave me this wish, Mr. Vance,
I'll eat it.
950
01:14:06,899 --> 01:14:08,643
These very wishes,
951
01:14:09,532 --> 01:14:12,429
movies and pop songs
they are responsible for the lies
952
01:14:13,438 --> 01:14:15,711
grief and all.
953
01:14:16,985 --> 01:14:19,463
And we are responsible for it.
I am responsible for it.
954
01:14:22,412 --> 01:14:25,120
I think we are not doing a good thing.
955
01:14:25,514 --> 01:14:27,838
People should be able to tell
what they feel
956
01:14:28,351 --> 01:14:29,838
What they really feel...
957
01:14:30,992 --> 01:14:34,376
...not some words
which a stranger puts in their mouths. Words like...
958
01:14:35,092 --> 01:14:36,177
...love...
959
01:14:38,886 --> 01:14:40,599
...which mean nothing.
960
01:14:42,587 --> 01:14:44,348
Sorry, I'm sorry.
961
01:14:47,067 --> 01:14:48,417
I'm done
962
01:14:49,181 --> 01:14:51,712
There's enough bullshit in the world
even without my help.
963
01:15:20,576 --> 01:15:22,302
Hey, you're sketching again.
964
01:15:22,422 --> 01:15:24,405
Yeah, just doodling.
965
01:15:24,601 --> 01:15:28,384
Okay Tom, we have 20 seconds.
Run it on me. how are you
966
01:15:28,504 --> 01:15:30,727
Yeah.
I'm fine, great.
967
01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:40,258
You see, my friends have a crush on you.
968
01:15:41,013 --> 01:15:43,542
As we said.
"There are plenty of fish in the sea."
969
01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:45,115
Thanks.
970
01:15:45,466 --> 01:15:47,816
But those are peacock eyes.
971
01:15:48,347 --> 01:15:49,552
Yeah.
972
01:15:49,911 --> 01:15:51,150
Hey Tom?
973
01:15:53,227 --> 01:15:54,449
Look...
974
01:15:54,569 --> 01:15:57,149
I know you think she was the one...
975
01:15:58,225 --> 01:15:59,438
...but not me.
976
01:16:00,609 --> 01:16:02,909
I think you only remember the good.
977
01:16:04,011 --> 01:16:05,900
Next time you look back
978
01:16:07,139 --> 01:16:09,506
you should look again.
979
01:16:46,992 --> 01:16:49,950
- They give it at five.
- Do you want to see it?
980
01:16:51,251 --> 01:16:54,439
I don't know, we can go to your place.
981
01:16:54,559 --> 01:16:56,687
No, I really want to see it. Let's go.
982
01:17:30,176 --> 01:17:32,533
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
983
01:17:33,205 --> 01:17:35,308
Is that from the movie?
984
01:17:36,470 --> 01:17:39,188
I'm just stupid.
985
01:17:39,470 --> 01:17:41,111
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
986
01:17:47,310 --> 01:17:50,895
I don't care that we live in a world
where nobody knows Spearman.
987
01:17:51,519 --> 01:17:55,122
- I've never heard of them.
- I uploaded them to a selection of what I did to you.
988
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:58,598
- It's the first song.
- Yeah, huh.
989
01:18:25,950 --> 01:18:28,514
So what do you want to do?
990
01:18:28,634 --> 01:18:30,762
I guess I'll wrap it up for today.
991
01:18:30,805 --> 01:18:33,617
Do you want to go get a bite to eat?
Aren't you hungry?
992
01:18:35,933 --> 01:18:37,285
are you ok
993
01:18:39,118 --> 01:18:41,495
- I'm just tired.
- So yeah.
994
01:18:53,114 --> 01:18:55,755
I already have it. Pancakes.
995
01:19:44,421 --> 01:19:47,216
Green architecture
996
01:21:46,752 --> 01:21:47,908
Hey Tom.
997
01:22:02,742 --> 01:22:05,154
I thought I'd meet you here.
998
01:22:11,945 --> 01:22:15,232
What brought me here
I fell in love here.
999
01:22:18,529 --> 01:22:20,512
I should probably congratulate you.
1000
01:22:22,496 --> 01:22:24,377
Only if you mean it honestly.
1001
01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:26,785
Well, in that case...
1002
01:22:33,870 --> 01:22:35,272
are you ok
1003
01:22:36,885 --> 01:22:38,210
I will
1004
01:22:38,774 --> 01:22:40,885
In time. come here
1005
01:22:45,432 --> 01:22:47,714
- I like your suit.
- Thanks.
1006
01:22:47,834 --> 01:22:49,450
You'll be fine.
1007
01:22:50,305 --> 01:22:52,331
- You too.
- Thanks.
1008
01:22:53,331 --> 01:22:55,596
- I resigned from the office.
- Really?
1009
01:22:55,980 --> 01:22:57,604
I didn't know that.
Cool.
1010
01:23:00,054 --> 01:23:01,524
And you...
1011
01:23:03,447 --> 01:23:04,789
...you got married.
1012
01:23:04,909 --> 01:23:07,234
Yeah, fly by, huh?
1013
01:23:16,092 --> 01:23:17,907
You should have told me.
1014
01:23:18,468 --> 01:23:21,959
- I know.
- We were at that wedding together, dancing...
1015
01:23:22,079 --> 01:23:25,643
- He didn't ask me out at that time.
- But he was in your life. - Yeah.
1016
01:23:25,763 --> 01:23:27,806
So why did you dance with me?
1017
01:23:30,722 --> 01:23:32,369
Because I wanted to.
1018
01:23:35,053 --> 01:23:37,275
You do what you want, don't you?
1019
01:23:45,575 --> 01:23:49,595
You never wanted to be anyone's girlfriend
and now you are someone's wife
1020
01:23:50,882 --> 01:23:54,002
- I'm surprised too.
- I'll probably never understand that.
1021
01:23:56,165 --> 01:23:58,549
It doesn't make sense.
1022
01:24:00,601 --> 01:24:01,900
It just happened.
1023
01:24:02,279 --> 01:24:05,502
Yeah, but I just don't get it.
What happened?
1024
01:24:08,228 --> 01:24:10,596
I woke up once
and I just knew it.
1025
01:24:11,023 --> 01:24:12,177
Did she know what?
1026
01:24:15,256 --> 01:24:18,269
What I've never been
sure with you.
1027
01:24:32,168 --> 01:24:33,489
Do you know what nanic is?
1028
01:24:33,999 --> 01:24:38,193
When you realize that everything
what you ever believed is just more bullshit.
1029
01:24:38,495 --> 01:24:42,410
- What do you mean?
- You know...fate, life partner,
1030
01:24:42,897 --> 01:24:46,502
true love and all the brats.
1031
01:24:47,101 --> 01:24:50,456
Nonsense. you were right
I should have listened to you.
1032
01:24:50,443 --> 01:24:51,801
No.
1033
01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:54,725
Yeah, why are you pouting?
1034
01:24:55,324 --> 01:24:57,290
- Tom.
- What?
1035
01:24:59,341 --> 01:25:01,159
Why are you looking at me like that?
1036
01:25:02,239 --> 01:25:03,845
Well, you know...
1037
01:25:05,004 --> 01:25:06,620
...it's probably because
1038
01:25:07,184 --> 01:25:10,765
that I was sitting in the buffet
read Dorian Gray
1039
01:25:11,244 --> 01:25:13,039
a guy comes to me
1040
01:25:13,705 --> 01:25:15,543
and he asks me that…
1041
01:25:16,426 --> 01:25:17,999
...and now he's my husband.
1042
01:25:20,854 --> 01:25:22,204
Yeah?
1043
01:25:22,837 --> 01:25:25,478
- And?
- What if I go to the cinema?
1044
01:25:27,382 --> 01:25:29,374
What if I...
1045
01:25:30,186 --> 01:25:32,297
...did she go somewhere else for lunch?
1046
01:25:32,417 --> 01:25:35,468
What if I got there ten minutes later?
1047
01:25:37,063 --> 01:25:38,225
It was...
1048
01:25:39,371 --> 01:25:41,106
It was a given.
1049
01:25:41,836 --> 01:25:44,482
And I just thought to myself...
1050
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,191
- ...Tom was right.
- No.
1051
01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:49,858
Really.
1052
01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:53,405
Really.
1053
01:25:59,570 --> 01:26:01,955
You were just wrong about me.
1054
01:26:28,310 --> 01:26:29,874
I should go.
1055
01:26:30,238 --> 01:26:33,640
But I'm really glad
that I see you are well
1056
01:26:41,306 --> 01:26:42,625
Summer.
1057
01:26:45,095 --> 01:26:47,341
I really hope you are happy.
1058
01:27:20,553 --> 01:27:23,917
Most days of the year are nothing special.
1059
01:27:25,225 --> 01:27:27,601
They begin and end
1060
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:31,531
without taking away from them
some memory.
1061
01:27:31,776 --> 01:27:36,261
Most days have no effect on the course of life.
1062
01:27:37,571 --> 01:27:40,392
May 21 was a Wednesday.
1063
01:27:58,213 --> 01:27:59,824
Are you here for an interview?
1064
01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:04,050
- Excuse me?
- Are you here for an interview for the position?
1065
01:28:04,544 --> 01:28:06,534
- Yeah, you too?
- Yeah.
1066
01:28:09,127 --> 01:28:10,529
Competition.
1067
01:28:11,409 --> 01:28:12,760
It looks like that.
1068
01:28:14,107 --> 01:28:15,475
Yeah, so...
1069
01:28:16,637 --> 01:28:18,041
...a bit of a faux pas.
1070
01:28:18,441 --> 01:28:19,782
Yeah.
1071
01:28:21,359 --> 01:28:25,581
Well, I hope they don't take you.
1072
01:28:27,239 --> 01:28:29,103
I hope they don't take you.
1073
01:28:32,860 --> 01:28:34,629
Haven't we seen each other before?
1074
01:28:34,937 --> 01:28:36,457
We? I don't think so.
1075
01:28:38,339 --> 01:28:41,629
- Don't you go to Angeles Plaza sometimes?
- Yeah.
1076
01:28:41,651 --> 01:28:45,967
- This is my favorite place in town.
- Except for those parking lots...
1077
01:28:46,087 --> 01:28:49,212
- I agree with that.
- I think I saw you there.
1078
01:28:49,498 --> 01:28:51,126
- Really?
- Yeah.
1079
01:28:51,246 --> 01:28:52,579
I didn't see you.
1080
01:28:54,512 --> 01:28:56,126
You probably didn't watch.
1081
01:28:57,357 --> 01:28:59,126
If Tom learned anything,
1082
01:28:59,175 --> 01:29:04,723
it was that simple mundane event
cannot be ascribed heavenly importance.
1083
01:29:06,321 --> 01:29:07,688
An interplay of coincidences.
1084
01:29:07,705 --> 01:29:09,781
That's what everything is.
1085
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:12,449
Nothing more than a coincidence.
1086
01:29:12,457 --> 01:29:14,337
- Tom Hansen.
- Yeah.
1087
01:29:15,224 --> 01:29:16,979
- Come on.
- Thank you.
1088
01:29:18,167 --> 01:29:21,514
Tom finally recognized
that there are no miracles.
1089
01:29:21,979 --> 01:29:24,261
There is no such thing as fate.
1090
01:29:24,517 --> 01:29:26,600
Nothing is given.
1091
01:29:27,064 --> 01:29:28,261
He knew it.
1092
01:29:28,603 --> 01:29:30,432
He was sure of it now.
1093
01:29:30,898 --> 01:29:33,432
- Tom was...
- Excuse me.
1094
01:29:33,731 --> 01:29:35,933
I just left it there...
Just a moment.
1095
01:29:35,950 --> 01:29:37,958
He was pretty sure.
1096
01:29:39,232 --> 01:29:41,471
- Hello.
- So you're here again?
1097
01:29:41,862 --> 01:29:42,886
Yeah.
1098
01:29:42,887 --> 01:29:47,221
I just wanted to ask
if you would when it's over...
1099
01:29:50,567 --> 01:29:52,761
...she didn't go for coffee or anything.
1100
01:29:53,559 --> 01:29:57,396
I'm sorry
but I already have something.
1101
01:29:58,935 --> 01:30:00,078
So yeah.
1102
01:30:07,904 --> 01:30:10,805
- Sure.
- What?
1103
01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:13,576
- Why not?
- Okay.
1104
01:30:13,577 --> 01:30:15,748
Then I'll wait for you...
1105
01:30:15,791 --> 01:30:18,056
- We'll discuss that.
- We'll discuss that.
1106
01:30:18,372 --> 01:30:22,064
- I'm Tom.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Autumn.
1107
01:30:38,368 --> 01:30:43,367
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